Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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