just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He keeps bees of course he's weird
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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