Who did Billy Mays play for?
you win again, gameday.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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