your parents love me but you hate me
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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