I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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