i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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