Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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