So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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