oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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