two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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