Sponge bath it is.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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