we're blogging at a bar
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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