why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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