I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
