wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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