he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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