I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Randomize
