How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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