She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Betty ford says i'm here all night
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Randomize