Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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