You work out of a Hotel?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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