their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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