R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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