plz talk dirty to me
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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