Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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