Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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