I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You made out with two different species that night
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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