You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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