I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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