Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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