It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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