That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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