69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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