i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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