i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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