Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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