He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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