Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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