she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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