Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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