one might say we're banned from that church
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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