I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
did you just send me my own nude
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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