i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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