We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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