brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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