look no pants
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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