if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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