People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
