Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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