hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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