Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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