You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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