I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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