btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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